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Saturday, 9 April 2011

The Social butterflies

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Oo Lala You are carrying Hermes OMG!!! Look at those accessories and cant believe what nice shoes you are wearing!

if you wanna move in Lahore you gotta carry all the "right" accessories It doesnt matter if you dont know how to speak or have an accent similar to a kaam wali as long as you are carrying Hermes or LV you ll pass the social acceptance test. Even boys these days look at what brand a girl is wearing. Lahore is Lahore. It Never fails to shock me

Lets see who shocked me to bitch about them today!
We all know you are a renowned make up artist and run a cosmetic boutique but it doesnt mean poor girls have to fan follow your look! These brows I swear look like Bholu Pehlwaan's Mustache. Having worked in the states as a make up artist, didn't anyone tell you that your eyebrows should be of lighter color if you have dark hair?




Viola! Look who we got here! Mr n Mrs Taseer. Well Mrs Taseer if you could relax your mouth a little in all photos and dont give us fish mouth 
                                     pout every time like this 







And a gown on a flat rodent NOT ACCEPTABLE


Aisha Fazli's Look of 2011
Aisha Fazli Wife of Ali Zafar:
OMG You need Hair extensions already I thought Ali was giving you enough "tensions". Sleeveless on big Macho arms! Its a No No!

Ahh the Models I am so sick of!

Juggan!! Please next time somebody offers you a commercial make sure you get your voice over done by a human!

Friday, 8 April 2011

To start off with Uncle Joe aka Mian Yusuf Sallahuddin

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eye-Joe I'd been married a long time ago.... The lyrics set perfectly on this Man. When I started this blog I thought I was only going to bitch bark bitch bitch about everyone. I thought for a while who should I start with and this man's thought crossed my mind!!! With Due respect I start writing and boy oh boy I cant muster up guts to write against him. Hes one man I am really fond of. He loves to gossip about everyone he knows, he can manipulate you, change your thinking about anyone forever and I am not kidding! If you think I am you can go to hell!

I wont write about the lavish parties and the cultural heritage or his biography, some of you would be interested SO PLEASE GOOGLE IT I am short of space here and in no mood to write history.

Having two wives he lives with his dog Spotty. Maybe that is a better choice. Lets take out the opportunity cost  2 wives/ sali = Mrs.SPOTTY ( rightful owner of Haveli)




Girls drool over him, when i say girls I mean Lahore ki Lalchi social climbers. I swear, I heard in Lahore girls are beautiful but someone just forgot to mention they are bloody materialistic. Ready to go Au Naturel under any circumstances. Some of you may say NOT ALL OF THEM fall under this category well as I said in my ABOUT ME i have freedom of expression so I ll say whatever I wanna say. So coming back to Uncle Joe and his obsession with girls.. Ehem ehem he really is a player. He knows how to entertain them . Often spotted sipping coffee at Cosa Nostra or at Shapes, invites girls for public display. And stupid girls who want an invite to the Haveli and want their pictures to be published in GT Eyespy fall for the trap, not knowing that it can.. hmm sorry uncle joe, but it can really spoil their reputation and they might not get married! Well does he care? No lol neither do I.




Back in the day, he had an apartment, not far from his house in Gulberg where the he partied against the clock. Black black and Black, the entire APT was covered and windows painted jet black where he partied with KCite. Too bad some of the aunties who go to Dars, Al Huda have been really BADDD back then. But Sali is still going strong! Many people including me Love him I wish he was younger so we could party some more. Hes got one daughter who resides in Uk and 2 sons. Jalal and hmmmmmm, I cant recall his name as hes not memorable but often spotted at Taseers. So I ll call him Yusuf Jr ANDDDDDDDDD He needs a wardrobe stylist!

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Fake or Rude Thats just ME

Aloha Everyone!
Let me get this straight, this blog isn't for people who do not like to bitch and gossip. So kindly refrain from following if you fall in the category of "sweet" and nice. Last time I checked Naught 'n' Nice was a combo to die for!

Hmmm so you are here to read what this blog is about. Its about celebs and my FREEDOM OF SPEECH in short. Some people find me rude and others honest. This is a short cut to brush off those people who can not understand your humor. (well mine goes below the belt, PLEASE DO NOT TAKE IT LITERALLY) Its just the way I am . I am critical and I cant help it! I can pinpoint anyone I want anywhere I want.

As soon as I lay my eyes on anyone I can find the mistakes in a jiffy! No kidding. And this is what I am exactly going to do here as well.

Keep following as I ll be updating this blog every single hour as I am hungry for gossip!