To start off with Uncle Joe aka Mian Yusuf Sallahuddin

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eye-Joe I'd been married a long time ago.... The lyrics set perfectly on this Man. When I started this blog I thought I was only going to bitch bark bitch bitch about everyone. I thought for a while who should I start with and this man's thought crossed my mind!!! With Due respect I start writing and boy oh boy I cant muster up guts to write against him. Hes one man I am really fond of. He loves to gossip about everyone he knows, he can manipulate you, change your thinking about anyone forever and I am not kidding! If you think I am you can go to hell!

I wont write about the lavish parties and the cultural heritage or his biography, some of you would be interested SO PLEASE GOOGLE IT I am short of space here and in no mood to write history.

Having two wives he lives with his dog Spotty. Maybe that is a better choice. Lets take out the opportunity cost  2 wives/ sali = Mrs.SPOTTY ( rightful owner of Haveli)

Girls drool over him, when i say girls I mean Lahore ki Lalchi social climbers. I swear, I heard in Lahore girls are beautiful but someone just forgot to mention they are bloody materialistic. Ready to go Au Naturel under any circumstances. Some of you may say NOT ALL OF THEM fall under this category well as I said in my ABOUT ME i have freedom of expression so I ll say whatever I wanna say. So coming back to Uncle Joe and his obsession with girls.. Ehem ehem he really is a player. He knows how to entertain them . Often spotted sipping coffee at Cosa Nostra or at Shapes, invites girls for public display. And stupid girls who want an invite to the Haveli and want their pictures to be published in GT Eyespy fall for the trap, not knowing that it can.. hmm sorry uncle joe, but it can really spoil their reputation and they might not get married! Well does he care? No lol neither do I.

Back in the day, he had an apartment, not far from his house in Gulberg where the he partied against the clock. Black black and Black, the entire APT was covered and windows painted jet black where he partied with KCite. Too bad some of the aunties who go to Dars, Al Huda have been really BADDD back then. But Sali is still going strong! Many people including me Love him I wish he was younger so we could party some more. Hes got one daughter who resides in Uk and 2 sons. Jalal and hmmmmmm, I cant recall his name as hes not memorable but often spotted at Taseers. So I ll call him Yusuf Jr ANDDDDDDDDD He needs a wardrobe stylist!

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